Awww dis is so cute.
old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds
i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense
Learning modern languages: Hello! How are you? My name is Josh. I am happy today. Where is the bathroom please?
Learning ancient languages: Life is long and unbearably hard. Each day barbarians slaughter another member of my family. Pirates, sailing swiftly across the wine-dark sea, have kidnapped my sister and stolen our grain. We are starving. Oh immortal gods! Soon we all will die.
STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY
I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON
Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS HE BETTER THAN A NAZI???S
STOP SUPPORTING HIM
So he saw what happened and he did nothing????
When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds
When the anxiety hits you but goes away in like 5 seconds